Hola Bitches...
I'm back.
Let the fun and games begin!
OK so where was I...yes, I was in Reno my babies.
5 days of gambling and all you can eat buffets. We stayed with our friends in their mini-mansion on their fancy schmancy golf course. They are super sweet folks, I kid. Gracious hosts with a lovely home. We would have stayed longer, but we missed our furbaby! Fisher P. was so happy to see us when we got home.
Sorry, had to go all mommy blog on you for a sec.
Anywho, so the show I saw was funny as hell! Carlos Mencia. He is like our generations George Carlin. Makes it a point to piss off everyone equally. An equal opportunity offender if you will. He's got his own show on Comedy Central.
If you get the chance, check out his live show. It is uplifting. Seriously.
So yeah, I played mini-golf and got not 1 but 2 hole-in-ones. I am taking my A game on the road. Going on tour. I got a gift. Maybe it was the altitude, or maybe it was my mad skills. Either way, the chumps I played got beat by a girl on oxygen AND a scooter. Just sayin'.
Another highlight of my road trip was people watching in the casinos. Namely the "ladies" if you will.
What the fuck. I saw some of the craziest shit. Who do these girls think they are fooling? If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig. Am I right? I do not want to see your secret spots. Like in Vegas, you better hope what you wearin' in Reno stays in Reno. Nasty sluts. Rolls for days...MY EYES.
So I see my blogger buddies continued on without me! I'm crushed. At least Willie and Nihilly noticed my absence and sent messages.(Get it? Willy Nilly? HA!) Oh I can't forget Tickers and Mayor too. Thanks for noticing! I missed you all. My friends had a Wi-Fi router problem and what with the altitude I was in no shape to climb the stairs to their desk top. I thought the wireless withdrawls would be unbearable, but I managed just fine!
Ooh one more thing...
The night before I left town, I had my first date with DaTilla.
Our spouses were present, but that didn't matter. We had a great time. Good BBQ, drinks and good friends. I was so happy to finally met him and his lovely wife. Neal and his old lady were there too! Good Times...and Thanks for the lovely rose. ;^)
P.S. I know you commented on The Mayors blog and I will be ULTRA offended if I don't get a comment too...
posted by DogMa @7:46 PM
7 Comments:
Good to see you back... I thought the dog dragged you off somewhere...
Yay, you're back!
Sounds like you had a great trip. Two holes in one! Blimey! I'm so impressed.
I can't believe you had a date with Datilla and Neal without me!!
I'm devastated...
Glad you had a good time! Even more glad that I don't have to look at that Pita anymore!
Dang woman... that see thru dress... please tell me that was an actual woman you saw there in Reno!
DaTilla: Sunset Blvd.?
Salty: No, the dog dragged me home!
Tickers: Call me Tigress...Tigress Woods.
Mayor: Thursday at your work we are going to do lunch! I am sorry we left you out...what an ass I am. :^(
Robert: His live show is different, more personal with a positive message essentialy. I still reccomend it to you highly, I think you'd like it!
Will: Yes, that is Gay Scotts wife!
Nihilly: I missed you the most! Shhh!
Maven: That is not an actual woman I saw, but pretty freaking close! I'M SO SERIOUS!
ugh - that photo - did someone seriously go out in public in that get-up? I worry. Welcome back, you hot putt-putt bag of sex, you!
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