Happy Birthday DogGrandMa!
Yesterday was my momma'a B-day. She turned 57 years young!
As you can see, she is a photo-whore and loves her picture taken!
She has been dying to go to Caprial's Bistro ever since she found out Caprial & John (from the OPB cooking show) were from Orygun and had a restauraunt here in town.
Let me tell you the theme for the night was Spendy & Trendy. So Mike & I took her and IT WAS TO DIE FOR. First we had a Melange of 6-7 different types of cheese, nuts, berries & compote on house made crackers. Washed down by designer drinks like passion fruit puree martini w/ coconut flake and candied mandarins, marion berry margurita & dirty blu cheese olive martini's. Then came the salad. Lightly grilled onion, aged blu cheese, yellow pear tomatos, frise & colrabi. I liked the sesame orage vinagrette. The soup was a chilled cucumber something er other but I passed. Mike & I had well seasoned, thick & rare flat iron steaks atop herb & garlic smashed Yukon Gold taters with a balsamic vinagrette and white wine reduction. Madre had grilled swordfish and an exotic grilled veggie mix. It had some kinda sauce I don't remember. Miguel had an unsweetened (for the most part) mottled lemonade drink. The wine selection was mind boggling. We had a great time. My mom is awesome. She was the mom everyone wished they had cause she let us get away with murder and cooked weiner wraps. We passed on desert, though they looked divine and I regret it now. We opted for Ben & Jerry's. I threw rocks at my friends window from the parking lot but I don't think he heard me, or he saw the oxygen, realized who it was, AND DECIDED TO HIDE!
BOO-YA!
We got home about 8pm and I put on my PJ's and crawled into our "guest bed" (aka. Cousin Matt's room) for some reason with mom to watch TV. Then we were gonna hot tub. I took a booze snooze and didn't get outta that bed once until 10am!!! HELLO! It was a great night though. She is at the casino tonight giving my inheritence to the Indians. GO MOM!
She didn't think it was funny that I transposed the numbers in her age. How rude.
I still haven't blogged about last weekends Pig Roast. GodDamn it was hotter than hell. About 2/3 of the folks that usualy come canceled. Atleast I didn't have to talk about the tube in my nose all day. It was ok though, we got drunk and played horseshoes till dark, then we went swimming with a small child...who did infact survive. The food was excellent...for white trash fare. I'll get around to it later. Rewind, I mean Rhiannon is coming over to make 'Smores before bed. Can you say sugar high. Thats why I borrow my two legged kids...
I keep the 4 legged kind cause fur hides bruises.
As you can see, she is a photo-whore and loves her picture taken!
She has been dying to go to Caprial's Bistro ever since she found out Caprial & John (from the OPB cooking show) were from Orygun and had a restauraunt here in town.
Let me tell you the theme for the night was Spendy & Trendy. So Mike & I took her and IT WAS TO DIE FOR. First we had a Melange of 6-7 different types of cheese, nuts, berries & compote on house made crackers. Washed down by designer drinks like passion fruit puree martini w/ coconut flake and candied mandarins, marion berry margurita & dirty blu cheese olive martini's. Then came the salad. Lightly grilled onion, aged blu cheese, yellow pear tomatos, frise & colrabi. I liked the sesame orage vinagrette. The soup was a chilled cucumber something er other but I passed. Mike & I had well seasoned, thick & rare flat iron steaks atop herb & garlic smashed Yukon Gold taters with a balsamic vinagrette and white wine reduction. Madre had grilled swordfish and an exotic grilled veggie mix. It had some kinda sauce I don't remember. Miguel had an unsweetened (for the most part) mottled lemonade drink. The wine selection was mind boggling. We had a great time. My mom is awesome. She was the mom everyone wished they had cause she let us get away with murder and cooked weiner wraps. We passed on desert, though they looked divine and I regret it now. We opted for Ben & Jerry's. I threw rocks at my friends window from the parking lot but I don't think he heard me, or he saw the oxygen, realized who it was, AND DECIDED TO HIDE! BOO-YA!
We got home about 8pm and I put on my PJ's and crawled into our "guest bed" (aka. Cousin Matt's room) for some reason with mom to watch TV. Then we were gonna hot tub. I took a booze snooze and didn't get outta that bed once until 10am!!! HELLO! It was a great night though. She is at the casino tonight giving my inheritence to the Indians. GO MOM!
She didn't think it was funny that I transposed the numbers in her age. How rude.
I still haven't blogged about last weekends Pig Roast. GodDamn it was hotter than hell. About 2/3 of the folks that usualy come canceled. Atleast I didn't have to talk about the tube in my nose all day. It was ok though, we got drunk and played horseshoes till dark, then we went swimming with a small child...who did infact survive. The food was excellent...for white trash fare. I'll get around to it later. Rewind, I mean Rhiannon is coming over to make 'Smores before bed. Can you say sugar high. Thats why I borrow my two legged kids...
I keep the 4 legged kind cause fur hides bruises.
posted by DogMa @7:32 PM
7 Comments:
Putting 75 on the cake is too funny!!
Are you saying that you were on Hawthorne last night? It would be impossible to throw a rock and hit our window from the B&J parking lot. Our doorbell works though. If this restaurant had any kind of marionberry cobbler, you should have had it. B&Js is very expensive. It is much cheaper and more satisfying to buy a tub of Tillamook ice cream and eat that!
I was there, but I didn't throw any rocks sweet pea, that was dramatic license...or lying...whatever. (I call it joking.) I entertained the thought, but I didn't know what window was yours ad I was too full to go trapsing round your neighborhood knockin' on doors!
I agree, Marion Berry is delightful! I Had a MB Margurita though!
My days of gorging myself on Tillamook are over. Oh how I miss their chocolate peanutbutter. God damn steroids and ice cream, they will be the death of me!
I don't hide from oxygen tanks. Or real tanks. Or jeeps.
you onery cuss. That's a good one. I'll have to remember that!
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