Gemoirs of a Meisha...
No, it has nothing to do with the Lord of the Rings...I do not speak Elvish.
I wish I did.
I made the worlds biggest and bestest Bloody Mary tonight for dinner.
Now The Mother Humpin' Mayor of Fist City makes a damn good BM. (Head outta the gutter fool.) I do get a bazillion olives and aspergrasses in my BM's she makes me, but that is how I roll when I am at her place...I got it like that. Back to the BM I made.
I used my green cup. Mayor and Cousin Matt will know what I mean by my green cup. I have had it for years. Infact, I found a picture of us, me and my cup, taken in 2000, 2001ish maybe, and there I am toodling around all healthy-like on my deck out back at a BBQ...I miss those days. I was running around barefoot with the little kids, hot tubbing with HooHa and Cousin Matt, tending to all my flowers. Good times.
Back to the green cup. I take it everywhere I go. It is an extension of my body. I liken it to a purse or a cell phone. Part of my wardrobe. SO I took my trusty green 32oz. cup and filled it 1/2 way with ice and added equalish parts Absolut Peppar Vodka and Mrs. T's Premium Bloody Mary Mix. 'Bout 2/3rds full. I took a bamboo shish-ka-bob skewer and loaded it with: Jalapeno Garlic stuffed green olives, Sun Dried Tomato stuffed green olives, Anchovie Stuffed green olives, Lewis River Pearl Onion stuffed green olives, St.Helens Smoked pickled garlic cloves and Siscillian Style garlic cloves, and an assortment of crunchy green beans and asparagus and 2 baby dill pickles. I topped it with 3 cranks of fresh coarse ground pepper and a swig of pickle juice ala Tilla Martila!This is his dog doing what my dog was supposed to do. Make herself useful.
So I thought I was going to watch Memoirs of a Geisha tonight but Matt put in Jarhead. It was O.K. nothing to write home about. I wonder if Marines are really like this. Fuckin' wack jobs...Then again war would probably make you a little "off".
posted by DogMa @11:55 PM
7 Comments:
You'll have to tell me what you think of Memoirs when you see it!
Tomorrow sweet prince...tomorrow.
Ah, the trusty sidekick, Green Cup! I would make your bloodys that great at my bar if I had that arsenal to work with!! Love the pic of Tilla, is that really him? Not what I expected!!
He's hot...that man Tilla.
I love distinguished looking men and he's got the cutest little glasses and a sexy pornstar moustchio like the Late Great Don McG. Oh and his LEGS! Legendary...
However it is Tilla's witt and charm that make him too sexy!
Sorry I am rambling...the Green Cup was calling to me again, it needed another Bestest Bloody Mary! Who am I to deny the calling Green Cup.
CHEERS!
Ew! You just said my dad had a porn star mustachio!!!
I want to see MOG and Jarhead.
That is one hell of a bloody mary!!! My mouth is watering!!
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