Facial Recognition
This thing says I look like these people...riiight.
Please bare in mind the camera and steroids have added approx. 10lbs. to my face and neck region. Therefore I do not know how accurate this comparison is. Do not attempt to use it for scientific purposes. (Plus I just woke up when Mike snapped this pic and I need my slut stripes touched up.)
I wonder what it is measuring...the symetry of my eyes? The mega fatness of my cheecks? The non existent upper lip? I know many peeps don't like their portrait taken, I am at the top of that list, but this is nutty. I do not look like any of these beautiful women. Rosie O'Donnel, Rosanne Bar, even Star Jones. I could see it comparing me to those faces but I doubt the system even has those mugs in it's data base. GEE...I can't imagine why not.
Nextime I will do my hair and make up...maybe even leave my oxygen tube plugged in.
Please bare in mind the camera and steroids have added approx. 10lbs. to my face and neck region. Therefore I do not know how accurate this comparison is. Do not attempt to use it for scientific purposes. (Plus I just woke up when Mike snapped this pic and I need my slut stripes touched up.)
I wonder what it is measuring...the symetry of my eyes? The mega fatness of my cheecks? The non existent upper lip? I know many peeps don't like their portrait taken, I am at the top of that list, but this is nutty. I do not look like any of these beautiful women. Rosie O'Donnel, Rosanne Bar, even Star Jones. I could see it comparing me to those faces but I doubt the system even has those mugs in it's data base. GEE...I can't imagine why not.
Nextime I will do my hair and make up...maybe even leave my oxygen tube plugged in.
posted by DogMa @1:28 AM
3 Comments:
Sweetie, if you had an army of stylists you'd piss on those bitches. Considering the shit your body is going through, you look fab. As for non-existent top lip... Poop!
That is a great picture of you! Your eyes look beautiful in that picture!
Who were you saying that to mister?
I think she is gorgeous.
I am just not used to my face. I just think I look alot different than I did oh say 2 years ago maybe. My face is just so fucking ROUND.
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