Meme from the big J.C.
Yes...Jesus talks to me and he told me to post this meme. So there.
Sorry it's in all caps. Really I'm not yelling.
Someone knocks on your door at 2am, who do you want it to be? AN OLD FRIEND THAT WANTS TO RE-CONNECT? OR ED MCMAHON TELLING ME I WON PCH...BUT HE USUALLY COMES DURING THE DAY.
Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, do you stay and take the raise? HELL NO. I HAVE BEEN WITH THE SAME MAN 8 YEARS AND HE HAS NEVER SEEN MY ENTIRE BODY AT ONE TIME NUDE. I DON'T WANNA SEE IT SO WHY WOULD I LET SOMEONE ELSE!
Put yourself in a nutshell. OH, I'M ULTRA LAIDBACK AND EASY GOING. TOO NICE I SUPPOSE.
Ever see a ghost? I THINK SO.
Happy with your body? HELL MOTHER F'n NO. IT HAS BETRAYED ME!
A reason to move to Iceland. TO GET BETTER HEALTH CARE? TO GET AWAY FROM OUR GOVERNMENT? I DUNNO MUCH ABOUT ICELAND EXCEPT FOR BJORK IS FROM THERE...
A place you've lived that you miss. I'VE LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE MY ENTIRE LIFE...NO SHIT.
A job you'd never do, no matter how much you were paid. EXECUTIONER...HUMANS OR ANIMALS.
A band/group you thought was cool when you were 13. PRINCE, MADONNA, MILLI-VANILLI!
You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call? MIGUEL, ALTHOUGH HE HATES TO LISTEN TO MY CRAZY RAMBLING DREAMS. ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHERE HE CHEATS ON ME!
Wanna have kids before you're 30? I'M 31 AND MY EGGS ARE SCRAMBLED FROM THE CHEMO, MY ONLY KIDS ARE COVERED IN FUR.
A memory from high school. FOOTBALL GAMES ON FRIDAY NIGHTS! WORKING AT WENDY'S WITH MY BEST FRIENDS, THAT WAS SWEET. SOCK-HOPS.
Ever had a crush on a friend's parent? MAYORS DAD WAS QUITE HANDSOME & DISTINGUISHED I'D SAY. HIS SMARTS MAD HIM EVEN MORE APPEALING. CAN'T SAY I HAD A REAL CRUSH HOWEVER.
Do you look more like your mom or dad? I DON'T KNOW. MY DADDY I THINK. ALTHOUGH THERE ARE PICTURES OF MY MOMS AUNT BACK IN THE 40'S AND IT LOOKS JUST FRIGGIN' LIKE ME. IT IS SPOOKY I TELL YA.
Something you've always wanted to learn to do. SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE OR PLAY AN INSTRUMENT. THAT WOULD BE SWEET.
How you'd like your life to be in 10 years. SHIAT...I JUST WANNA BE BREATHING ON MY OWN BE WITH THESE LUNGS OR NEW ONES. I WANT MORE DOGS AND I WANT A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH MY NEICE TO BE.
Something you learned this year. LIFE IS SHORT SO GET BUSY LIVIN'. OH AND I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTY. THAT ROCKS THE HIZZY.
What do you want for your birthday? I WANT TO BE HEALTHY AGAIN. SINCE THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, I WILL SETTLE FOR A FRENCH BULLDOG, PREFERABLY A BLACK MALE NAMED ANGUS...(GET IT?)
Name 4 things you did yesterday. WENT TO THE MOVIES AND SAW "AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH", RECORDED SOME VINYL TO MP3, MADE A BLOG POST...BORING PER USUAL...
Last item you bought yourself. "LEMON VERBENA" SHOWER GEL AND PARFUME FROM L'OCCITANE IN SEATTLE. MY NEW FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE SCENT EVER.
What did you have for breakfast. NOTHING. NO, I HAD SOME TRAIL MIX AND A CHEESE STICK!
Name the last 3 songs you heard. "MOTHER" PINK FLOYD, "THE OCEAN" ZEPPLIN, "LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER" THE STONES. THOSE ARE JUST THE ONES I CAN REMEMBER.
How many hours of sleep do you get each night? AROUND 10. I NEEDS ME SLEEP.
What do you wish you were doing right now? DRINKING A BLOODY MARY, SMOKING CHRONIC AND CIGGARETTES, HANGING WITH MY OLD FRIENDS MAYBE GOING TO "DO SOMETHING"...MY OLD LIFE.
Who's the first person in your phone book on your cell? APRIA MY OXYGEN SUPPLIERS. IN RECENT CALLS THAT WOULD BE MY HUB.
Last time you witnessed a fight? IN PERSON? I DUNNO. PROBABLY WHEN I KO'D THAT DUDE IN 93 THAT CALLED MY FRIEND A FAT BITCH. SHE WAS, BUT THAT WAS NOT FOR HIM TO SAY. I WATCH UFC RELIGOUSLY THOUGH...
Name 3 places you'd like to travel to. NEW ZEALAND, SAN JUAN ISLANDS & ALASKA.
Do you know how to ice skate? YES, ALTHOUGH I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE BECAUSE MY ANKLES ARE TOO WEAK.
Name something you like that's out of the ordinary. THE SMELL OF A BARN. FISHING. BEACH COMBING. GARDENING. ITALLIAN CHARMS. THE HISTORY CHANNEL.
Is bigger really better. NOPE. IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN. MY MAN IS HUNG THOUGH SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
What do you think of Brad Pitt? HE'S COOL. I HAVE A PIC OF HIM NEKID...HEHEHE.
What color are your toenails. FUCK ME DEAD RED BITCHES.
Do you own anything with a skull on it? NO AND IF I DID I'D GIVE IT TO THE MAYOR, SHE LIKES THAT KINDA STUFF!
Last movie you watched. "NACHO LIBRE" MY BABIES! I LOVE MY SOME JABLES, HE IS MY HERO.
Where were you when you had your first kiss? GOSH I DON'T REMEMBER. MY FIRST KISS WITH TONGUE THOUGH WAS OUT ON THE STREET INFRONT OF MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BY SOME BLACK PREPPY DUDE I HAD THE HOTS FOR AND KNEW ABOUT 4 HOURS...OMG! PSSHHT...please.
Last board game you played? SCRABBLE BITCHES AND I BET I BEAT YOUR ASS!
Leather or lace? LACE THESE DAYS. LEATHER IS FOR MY CAR SEATS.
Ever had a black eye? NO. I GIVE THEM. BOO-YA!
Have you ever worn fishnet stockings? FOR HALLOWEEN & SHIT I SUPPOSE. I AM JUST NOT EDGY I GUESS. SLUTTY, YES (ONCE). EDGEY, NO.
Sorry it's in all caps. Really I'm not yelling.
Someone knocks on your door at 2am, who do you want it to be? AN OLD FRIEND THAT WANTS TO RE-CONNECT? OR ED MCMAHON TELLING ME I WON PCH...BUT HE USUALLY COMES DURING THE DAY.
Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, do you stay and take the raise? HELL NO. I HAVE BEEN WITH THE SAME MAN 8 YEARS AND HE HAS NEVER SEEN MY ENTIRE BODY AT ONE TIME NUDE. I DON'T WANNA SEE IT SO WHY WOULD I LET SOMEONE ELSE!
Put yourself in a nutshell. OH, I'M ULTRA LAIDBACK AND EASY GOING. TOO NICE I SUPPOSE.
Ever see a ghost? I THINK SO.
Happy with your body? HELL MOTHER F'n NO. IT HAS BETRAYED ME!
A reason to move to Iceland. TO GET BETTER HEALTH CARE? TO GET AWAY FROM OUR GOVERNMENT? I DUNNO MUCH ABOUT ICELAND EXCEPT FOR BJORK IS FROM THERE...
A place you've lived that you miss. I'VE LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE MY ENTIRE LIFE...NO SHIT.
A job you'd never do, no matter how much you were paid. EXECUTIONER...HUMANS OR ANIMALS.
A band/group you thought was cool when you were 13. PRINCE, MADONNA, MILLI-VANILLI!
You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call? MIGUEL, ALTHOUGH HE HATES TO LISTEN TO MY CRAZY RAMBLING DREAMS. ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHERE HE CHEATS ON ME!
Wanna have kids before you're 30? I'M 31 AND MY EGGS ARE SCRAMBLED FROM THE CHEMO, MY ONLY KIDS ARE COVERED IN FUR.
A memory from high school. FOOTBALL GAMES ON FRIDAY NIGHTS! WORKING AT WENDY'S WITH MY BEST FRIENDS, THAT WAS SWEET. SOCK-HOPS.
Ever had a crush on a friend's parent? MAYORS DAD WAS QUITE HANDSOME & DISTINGUISHED I'D SAY. HIS SMARTS MAD HIM EVEN MORE APPEALING. CAN'T SAY I HAD A REAL CRUSH HOWEVER.
Do you look more like your mom or dad? I DON'T KNOW. MY DADDY I THINK. ALTHOUGH THERE ARE PICTURES OF MY MOMS AUNT BACK IN THE 40'S AND IT LOOKS JUST FRIGGIN' LIKE ME. IT IS SPOOKY I TELL YA.
Something you've always wanted to learn to do. SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE OR PLAY AN INSTRUMENT. THAT WOULD BE SWEET.
How you'd like your life to be in 10 years. SHIAT...I JUST WANNA BE BREATHING ON MY OWN BE WITH THESE LUNGS OR NEW ONES. I WANT MORE DOGS AND I WANT A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH MY NEICE TO BE.
Something you learned this year. LIFE IS SHORT SO GET BUSY LIVIN'. OH AND I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTY. THAT ROCKS THE HIZZY.
What do you want for your birthday? I WANT TO BE HEALTHY AGAIN. SINCE THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, I WILL SETTLE FOR A FRENCH BULLDOG, PREFERABLY A BLACK MALE NAMED ANGUS...(GET IT?)
Name 4 things you did yesterday. WENT TO THE MOVIES AND SAW "AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH", RECORDED SOME VINYL TO MP3, MADE A BLOG POST...BORING PER USUAL...
Last item you bought yourself. "LEMON VERBENA" SHOWER GEL AND PARFUME FROM L'OCCITANE IN SEATTLE. MY NEW FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE SCENT EVER.
What did you have for breakfast. NOTHING. NO, I HAD SOME TRAIL MIX AND A CHEESE STICK!
Name the last 3 songs you heard. "MOTHER" PINK FLOYD, "THE OCEAN" ZEPPLIN, "LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER" THE STONES. THOSE ARE JUST THE ONES I CAN REMEMBER.
How many hours of sleep do you get each night? AROUND 10. I NEEDS ME SLEEP.
What do you wish you were doing right now? DRINKING A BLOODY MARY, SMOKING CHRONIC AND CIGGARETTES, HANGING WITH MY OLD FRIENDS MAYBE GOING TO "DO SOMETHING"...MY OLD LIFE.
Who's the first person in your phone book on your cell? APRIA MY OXYGEN SUPPLIERS. IN RECENT CALLS THAT WOULD BE MY HUB.
Last time you witnessed a fight? IN PERSON? I DUNNO. PROBABLY WHEN I KO'D THAT DUDE IN 93 THAT CALLED MY FRIEND A FAT BITCH. SHE WAS, BUT THAT WAS NOT FOR HIM TO SAY. I WATCH UFC RELIGOUSLY THOUGH...
Name 3 places you'd like to travel to. NEW ZEALAND, SAN JUAN ISLANDS & ALASKA.
Do you know how to ice skate? YES, ALTHOUGH I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE BECAUSE MY ANKLES ARE TOO WEAK.
Name something you like that's out of the ordinary. THE SMELL OF A BARN. FISHING. BEACH COMBING. GARDENING. ITALLIAN CHARMS. THE HISTORY CHANNEL.
Is bigger really better. NOPE. IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN. MY MAN IS HUNG THOUGH SO I CAN'T COMPLAIN.
What do you think of Brad Pitt? HE'S COOL. I HAVE A PIC OF HIM NEKID...HEHEHE.
What color are your toenails. FUCK ME DEAD RED BITCHES.
Do you own anything with a skull on it? NO AND IF I DID I'D GIVE IT TO THE MAYOR, SHE LIKES THAT KINDA STUFF!
Last movie you watched. "NACHO LIBRE" MY BABIES! I LOVE MY SOME JABLES, HE IS MY HERO.
Where were you when you had your first kiss? GOSH I DON'T REMEMBER. MY FIRST KISS WITH TONGUE THOUGH WAS OUT ON THE STREET INFRONT OF MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BY SOME BLACK PREPPY DUDE I HAD THE HOTS FOR AND KNEW ABOUT 4 HOURS...OMG! PSSHHT...please.
Last board game you played? SCRABBLE BITCHES AND I BET I BEAT YOUR ASS!
Leather or lace? LACE THESE DAYS. LEATHER IS FOR MY CAR SEATS.
Ever had a black eye? NO. I GIVE THEM. BOO-YA!
Have you ever worn fishnet stockings? FOR HALLOWEEN & SHIT I SUPPOSE. I AM JUST NOT EDGY I GUESS. SLUTTY, YES (ONCE). EDGEY, NO.
posted by DogMa @2:40 AM
3 peeps humping my leg...
